They are the Duke Blue DEVILS after all

Tonight I explained to Captain Steve that missing the second half of the Duke-UNC game to lead the evening praise meeting proved how much I love Jesus. I told him I expect rewards in heaven for my sacrifice.

“Well, in heaven, you’ll be able to see all the games. Of course, you may already know who wins…”

Don’t be silly, Captain Steve. In heaven, the Tarheels always win.